No. I did not make up that title. It’s actually a weaponized Batman chicken suit, and Superman has one too. DC Comics and CSToys have teamed up to give us the most adorably vicious thing a chicken could ever be.
Known as the Batman Q-Mech Battle, this little chickie can transform into a fierce fighting machine, making him almost as deadly as Zack Snyder’s Batman. Just like that Batman’s grenade launcher, this terrifying poultry is packed on with canons and line launchers. I’m not sure if Damian Wayne is bringing home any extra pets after this one.
For the price of $121.99 and free shipping, this is available to pre-order now.
But wait! Vigilante chickens need alien partners. Plus, Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are part of a bound partnership, so of course, there’s the Kryptonian chicken armor as well.
Why does Cluck Kent have canons?! I’m loving this product and am ready to see them save the world.
