Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to every single human Batman fan out there! ‘Tis the Eve before Christmas, but Batman probably hasn’t hung up his suit just yet. It would be lovely if he could share some egg nog with Vicki Vale, Selina Kyle, or whoever he’s seeing or standing up these days, but the Bat’s got work to do, especially since the Joker’s always breaking out of Arkham…all the time. Hopefully, good old Alfred purchased some fine presents for Master Wayne, because the Bat is probably too chasing psychopaths and jumping from rooftops to be concerned with buying gifts, even if they’re for himself. What would Batman want for Christmas? Catwoman in a giant box with a bow on top? A temporary truce with the Joker, marked by stiff drinks, smooth jazz, and five-card Poker? No wild cards allowed, though. Perhaps it will be a Silent Night for the Dark Knight.
